Sometimes a person needs to take a step back and do a little self evaluation.
The question is, "What is normal" and do I really want normal?
If everyone followed what might be considered "NORMAL", life would just be boring.
It Is funny how a little Innocent phone conversation could end up with me sleeping in the basement with a date for a competency hearing scheduled.
Me - Hi honey
Jeanne - Hi
Me - Guess what
Jeanne - what
Me - I found a local guy that will sell me 150 frozen mice for $25.
Jeanne - OH JOY!
Me - that's $200 worth of frozen mice for $25
Jeanne - you need to get some sleep
Me - OK bye
Jeanne - bye
A few hours later I call back
Me - Hi Sweetie
Jeanne - Hi
Me - babe, I have 150 frozen mice
Jeanne - where are they?
Me - in the freezer
Jeanne - you filled my freezer with mice?
Me - no only half
Jeanne - you filled half of my freezer with mice?
Me - OK maybe a third of it, but just think we don't have to buy mice for a very long time.
Jeanne - YOU HAVE MICE IN MY FREEZER??
Me - honey babe, we have $300 worth of mice for $25 and guess what.
Jeanne - whaaat?
Me - the guy also gave me a 90 gallon aquarium with a stand and screen top all for $25
Jeanne - you have mice in my freezer!
Me - babe he also threw in all types of heat lamps.
Jeanne - oh joy
Me - honey pie, did I tell you this also came with a 5' corn snake? we are talking $600 worth of stuff for $25.
Jeanne - so you are telling me I now have 5 snakes in my bedroom?
Me - did I also tell you he threw in a BugNaper. Its like a bugzapper, but it catches bugs alive. It sells for $39 online and all of this for $25.
Jeanne - FIVE SNAKES IN MY BEDROOM, I HATE SNAKES.
Me - Honey Pumpkin, I was thinking, if you take the bottom bunk in Tommy's room I could have more room in the bedroom.
Jeanne - Click
Me - hello, hello, honey pumpkin are you there?
Me - Uh Oh
So I made a little mistake thinking it was "our" freezer and "our" bedroom, that's no reason to have me medicated.
Facebook won the battle
13 years ago
2 comments:
I just love you!! Jeanne told me about the mice, she really did think it was a good deal :). You might need to do something about adding a room just for the snakes. I hate snakes too!!
Love to all!
Mom
Love this story...laughed soo hard I thought I was goin to pee myself. You know I HATE snakes as well!!
Wendy
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